don’t listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser
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first of all I don’t “waste” time on stupid things I spend time on stupid things there’s a difference
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YEEHAW
Requested by @marassagirl. @portaltwo, hope you don’t mind!
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(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via perks-of-being-chinese)
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why do puppies sound so funny
update: this is him now
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sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple, and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who believes pitbulls are a naturally aggressive or dangerous breed.
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cat: *meows in a distance*
my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it
cat: *meows louder*
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